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Happy b'day to me,
Happy b'day to me,
Happy b'day to GOUTAM BUDHHA,
Happy b'day to me
......Today was the day i made it to a physical noise making worthless social animal called human being.There are many goof ups regarding my b'date.1st July is what written on my college certificate,4th May is what mom told me when i asked to put in orkut profile,but finally grand ma rules.She insisted that she was not proud of me,rather she was proud of that infant who made it on the b'day of Goutam buddha.Hence all my family members agreed on this holy fact but on a condition that grand ma should be proud of me as well..:)..

As per the strict instruction of momma,i left bed on sharp 7 o'clock before Moti darling started her morning saga(Moti is the pyaari si doggy of my raw-mango-tasted-bitter-faced house owner).After the usual bathroom stuff it's time to visit the nearby VENKATESWAR TEMPLE to pray for my hopefully-blessed 25th year.With my cargo pant n gym goer newly bought sleeveless t-shirt,this young guy was looking like judwa of mahesh babu.I rang the temple bell 25 times not caring the resentment of other devotees,distributed the prasad among the cute little teens playing around and returned to home without requesting god to give me something.Every time i decided to ask something for me,i find some fault in that and ended up in praying,"GOD,Help the people.Make me a good person wiping out my evil thoughts".

At home i decided to resume guitar learning classes for the sake of my 25th year B'day resolution.Guitar teacher,a maachh-bhaat-jamke-khabo bengali,declared the whole class to keep silence and listen Oriya songs requested me to sing in the rhythm of guitar tunes.I did not know how akshya Mohanty took his avatar in me and i was successfully delivered starting lines of few Oriya hits.It hit them so hard that,some forgot the chord combination for the song.The receptionist was sitting at the door step to catch me to collect 1600/- as per admission fee.But when i told her that it was just a demo class for me,i will pay you next class,her expression turned like as if a natkhat balak(freak guy) cheated a bholi-bhali ladki(innocent girl)...(wish u know the meaning of CHEATING from bollywood dictionary).A slight glimpse of my diamond credit card put a golden smile on her hopeless face.

Where is the party tonight!!!After a few bakkar session with roommies,It was decided to let the kukkads greet us at "OYE AMRITSARI".Going through brigade road area at night time is a feel-happy experience for every bachelor.This joy multi folded if you start scanning colourful foren items every nook and corner of the dine room of a church street famous restaurant keeping in mind that the Kukkad patialawala is gonna be served with makhanlal ka masalawala papdi kulcha.After order waiting time hurts. Nil kept on searching a gharelu looking beautiful desi queen.I got one and dedicated to him...no no, we shared with mutual understanding.Dev-D as usual was planning to make a fight between different sea creatures and no. of chickens in his tummy by taking all items mentioned in their big menu.Rohu found his dream partner (looking like Palomi De of MTV Roadies 6) being served with a glass of red wine,he got angry and tried to negotiate the anger with boneless chicken soup.Everybody was on the verge of explosion before the lime soda gave us temporary relief.Keeping the blank space after Tips section in the bill blank,we left the hotel with a loud "OYE" uttered in satisfaction.

P.S.:What is there in b'day wish,what is there in b'day treat,just feel the friendship,just feel it...:)