Thursday, May 14, 2009

WTF going on - 2

In a Sunday evening a huge devilish laughter broke the silence of the dark living room.3 roomies sitting on the bed edges discussed something kinda funny under the flickering candle light.It was about the future endeavours of technocrats from different disciplines.But the discussion turned into a debate when some points supporting live-life-electrical-engineer-size was put on by the only degree holder of that branch among that triplet...And rest of the evening was wasted making sarcastic humours on that sounds-so-funny career option.Let me clarify you in WTF manner those vital points raised that day :-
Who wants to be an expert in a renowned field??certainly number of junta will give positive response.A slight modification in the same question sounds a bit kidding, like who wants to be an expert on Generator(or in the field of generators)??Imagine You will do your MS publishing few papers on existing generators and can-be-done modifications ....Now assume that your mastery in that subject is not over yet,means you have to do PhD(5 years,not 3 years) with generators.You have to read the history of it and try your best to write the future proposed designs(you published during your MS) in a tough-wording-for-fake-ideas doctorate thesis.Then you will be offered the GM post of the office-of-generator-experts at NTPC without any written/interview,since very few(may be null) people would be there to fight with your achievement.
Lets discuss about the possible research areas in that field.First of all,You will discover the reduction principle otherwise the disgusting fart sound of Ur instru will make Ur ass kicked off from that locality.This principle will be based on how to reduce number of r's from the sound,"Grrrrrrrrrrrr....".secondly,the principle of pessimism.Here u need to chalk out plans to make the world running short of electricity,so that Ur item n you will marked high in black market and shaadi bazaar respectively.Though this principle carries huge risk as per its name and the idea behind it,it guarantees a grand return end of the financial year.
Thirdly,the principle of anti-axe-effect.You know the instru you will be working with lives on crude oil,everybody-hate-to-smell since discovered.Now you can tell the smell of your body parts without any action,same for the area where this will be kept.Be careful about environmental pollution.
There are many more exciting risky ideas/principles,where you can waste your time with,but for that you need to do your PhD in that field.After all,Whats wrong in it,A high profile job in a central govt office with all facilities to carry out a life time research in the field of generators.I wish you guys good luck if you are determined to go for it now.I cannot write more since my lappie battery going down with just 5% charge remaining.Current is not there,wish i could be an expert on generator....

4 comments:

dexterGK said...

U can also have one which produces electricity from Environment!!
using so called "environmental electricity/static charge" just imagine the enormous amount of energy that can be produced so cheaply. (got this idea from a novel 'm reading now)
Think, if u can the amount of energy required for traveling at "speed of light" (so called time travel)
Can give u numerous reasons to become a "Generator Expert" !!

angel in disguise.... said...

hey..the principles were really cool...n damn funny..!

Amartya Singh said...

I liked the Grrr sound thing abt generators...Awesome review of the generators. You deserve to be a generator-engineer. :P

Rush said...

lol..roomie style

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